The founding-member list
Two new sauces a month from the family, matched to your heat. Plus one you shouldn't open alone.
The subscription isn't live for shipping yet — this is the founding-member list. When the boxes start moving, founding members go first, and their founding rate is locked in from that moment forward.
How it works
Mild — Damn Fool territory (MBC 1–7).
All flavor, gentle commitment.
Medium — Adventurous Damn Fool (MBC 8–10).
The foreplay of flavor, then a real conversation.
Hot — Complete Damn Fool (MBC 11–13).
You know who you are.
Every month, two 2oz bottles rotate in from 50+ small-batch, real-food sauces in your range. Real ingredients you can pronounce; nothing ships without passing the taco test.
The Dare rides along — a 1oz Enlightened-class superhot in every box, every track. It's not for you. Hand it to your bravest friend. Start the timer. (Or keep it. We don't judge. The sauce might.)
The Founding Rate
Your founding rate stays locked for as long as you stay. Leave, and it's gone forever — we made it for the people who were here first.
The Damn Fool Ladder
Scan the card in your Dare mini, submit your minutes. Climb from Damn Fool to Adventurous, Complete, and one day Enlightened Damn Fool. The leaderboard remembers. So will your friend.
Join the founding list
When the boxes start moving, founding members are the first calls I make. Your founding rate locks in the moment your first box ships.
No pitch in between. No spam. If I email, it's about the boxes.
Fine print
Suggested MBC is the founder's own timed burn — your minutes may vary; that's the whole game. Ranges read taco to raw: the floor is on food, the ceiling is bare. Community times are community data, not promises.
If It's Not Real Food Then What Is It?™
The tasting case is out at markets and events right now. Bottles sell in person; every one of them passes the taco test before it leaves the kitchen.