Find me at a tasting.
The fastest way to know is to walk up to the tent. Free Chips And Salsa at the door, the case is open, and the salsa pair is on the house.
50+ real-food sauces100% approval, hundreds of testersHandmade in Texas
Real-food hot sauce · Handmade in Texas
We don't ask for trust — only a taste.
A handmade pine case of forty small-batch bottles, a rotating sample wheel, a color-changing brain lamp with some explaining to do — and a maker standing right there who'll answer any question about any ingredient. Free Chips And Salsa at the door.
Bottles are sold in person. Come find me first.
50+ sauces developed100% approval, hundreds of testers52 years cooking
If It's Not Real Food Then What Is It?™
Four doors, one tent
Wherever you came in from, here's where to go next.
Meet the sauces.
A blended, gloriously dysfunctional family of poster-art bottles. Tiger Mom and Raisin Cain as the parents. Fire Dragon as the grandfather. Personas with kids, adoptees, and their own opinions about your taco.
Scoville measures the pepper. MBC measures the minutes.
A living measurement project: Mouth Burn Commitment in minutes, on-the-honor reporting, tier badges from Damn Fool up to Enlightened. Being calibrated in public, one sauce at a time.
Choose your Mouth Burn Commitment.
Two 2oz bottles a month from 50+ real-food sauces in your heat track, plus a superhot dare for your bravest friend. $30/month founding rate, locked while you're active. Currently a founding-member waitlist.
The theft, in one sentence
The industry took the enjoyment of your favorite foods away from you. I'm here to give it back.
Whether it got taken by your body (the reflux, the 2 a.m. wake-ups), by the category (heat as a blunt instrument), or by the trust broken on the label — same theft, three doors. What I hand back through all three is complete enjoyment: the foreplay of flavor before the heat, made from real food your body recognizes, with nothing on the label to worry about.
The proof
Fifty-plus sauces. Zero committee. One standard.
50+
Real-food sauces developed and taco-tested. Nothing ships without passing. The taco test →
100%
Across hundreds of taste testers, every walk of life. Testers, not "customers" — because the maker keeps track.
1 gallon / week
Supplied to one food trailer for the better part of a year. The standard held up under real commercial demand.
Testers on reflux
More than a dozen testers told me they'd given up hot sauce because of acid reflux — and they could eat mine with zero discomfort. I can't promise that for anyone.
If It's Not Real Food Then What Is It?™
Come taste it. That's the whole ask.
Free Chips And Salsa at the door. A wooden case of forty bottles. A glowing brain that has some explaining to do. Come find me and I'll tell you where I'll be next.
No spam. No pitch. Just where and when.